Show me your hits!

With Duskruin up and running, this is a good chance to boast. Low endroll crits, amusing moments, etc., etc. You know the drill, whip 'em out.

An announcer shouts, "Round 19, send in another one!"  An iron portcullis is raised and a grey-skinned hunter troll enters the arena!

[midnightarena]>watch 

You appraise the situation and notice the hunter troll may slam into you into a spiked wall, you could try to roll out of the way!

[midnightarena]>roll

You set yourself up to roll out of the hunter troll's way!

A grey-skinned hunter troll removes a plain wooden arrow from in her quiver.
A grey-skinned hunter troll fires a plain wooden arrow at you!
At the last moment, you block the missile with your pavis!
You manage to block with the exact angle needed to deflect the attack right back at the hunter troll!
AS: +503 vs DS: +118 with AvD: +14 + d100 roll: +10 = +409
 ... and hits for 115 points of damage!
 Shot destroys eye and the brain behind it!
A grey-skinned hunter troll blinks in astonishment, then falls flat on her face with a loud *THUD*.
The wooden arrow breaks apart and crumbles away.

You blink.

A flat-nosed hobgoblin shaman cocks his heavy crossbow and loads it with a wooden heavy crossbow bolt. A flat-nosed hobgoblin shaman fires a wooden heavy crossbow bolt at you! At the last moment, you block the missile with your heater! You manage to block with the exact angle needed to deflect the attack right back at the hobgoblin shaman! AS: +540 vs DS: +283 with AvD: +25 + d100 roll: +23 = +305 ... and hits for 127 points of damage! Perfect strike to abdomen. The hobgoblin shaman howls in pain and drops quite dead! The hobgoblin shaman gasps a final prayer, then falls to the ground dead.

A muscular tattooed champion cocks her light crossbow and loads it with a plain wooden bolt. A muscular tattooed champion fires a plain wooden bolt at you! With extreme effort, you block the missile with your heater! You manage to block with the exact angle needed to deflect the attack right back at the tattooed champion! AS: +556 vs DS: +100 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +27 = +502 ... and hits for 161 points of damage! Strong strike, punctures lung! A muscular tattooed champion dies and collapses to the floor.

A dark-skinned troll slaver cocks her heavy crossbow and loads it with a wooden heavy crossbow bolt. A dark-skinned troll slaver fires a wooden heavy crossbow bolt at you! With extreme effort, you block the missile with your heater! You manage to block with the exact angle needed to deflect the attack right back at the troll slaver! AS: +558 vs DS: +225 with AvD: +25 + d100 roll: +18 = +376 ... and hits for 134 points of damage! Incredible shot clean through the throat severs the spine! A dark-skinned troll slaver blinks in astonishment, then falls flat on her face with a loud *THUD*.

A thickset orc champion cocks his heavy crossbow and loads it with a wooden heavy crossbow bolt. A thickset orc champion fires a wooden heavy crossbow bolt at you! With extreme effort, you block the missile with your heater! You manage to block with the exact angle needed to deflect the attack right back at the orc champion! AS: +547 vs DS: +298 with AvD: +25 + d100 roll: +17 = +291 ... and hits for 122 points of damage! Perfect strike to abdomen. The orc champion howls in pain and drops quite dead!

Well, I have a bunch. You get the picture! These deflection kills are so fun, but I don't like that you don't get credit for the kill without having hit it prior (like with bandits).

@mogonis said in Show me your hits!:

Well, I have a bunch. You get the picture! These deflection kills are so fun, but I don't like that you don't get credit for the kill without having hit it prior (like with bandits).

I assume by credit you mean xp in this instance. But, yes, they are absurdly fun. I busted out laughing when the thing rolled out of the gate and shot itself in the eye. Good times.

No. If you have a bandit bounty, and you deflect a bandit's ammo back at it and kill it without having hit it already, you don't get bounty credit for killing it.

Thread title is misleading if you have sleepy eyes. That is all.

@alastir said in Show me your hits!:

Thread title is misleading if you have sleepy eyes. That is all.

@Alastir was hoping for bewbs.

This went well.

```Goblyn's eyes briefly unfocus. Goblyn gestures at a craggy fog beetle. The force of Goblyn's power warps the air as it surges toward a craggy fog beetle! CS: +562 - TD: +393 + CvA: +25 + d100: +82 == +276 Warding failed! A nebulous haze shimmers into view around a craggy fog beetle, plunging inward to envelop his head! ... 10 points of damage! Poor strike removes hair from head, but little else. ... 20 points of damage! Poor strike removes hair from head, but little else. ... 60 points of damage! Blast quickly engulfs entire head, leaving only a bleached skull behind. The fog beetle kicks a leg one last time and lies still.

A craggy fog beetle presses Madmountan into a large spike! ... 20 points of damage! Strike pierces calf! He is knocked to the ground! He is stunned!

You hear Ordim call out from the stands, "Mash mountains man!"

You expound lyrically upon the shortcomings of Madmountan.

Goblyn's eyes briefly unfocus. Goblyn gestures at a craggy fog beetle. The force of Goblyn's power warps the air as it surges toward a craggy fog beetle! CS: +562 - TD: +389 + CvA: +25 + d100: +79 == +277 Warding failed! A nebulous haze shimmers into view around a craggy fog beetle, plunging inward to envelop her left leg! ... 10 points of damage! Surface of left leg etched to little effect. ... 20 points of damage! Surface of left leg etched to little effect. ... 60 points of damage! Left leg vaporized from thigh down, leaving nothing but dangling blood vessels and muscle! The fog beetle's legs give way and she lurches to the ground. Cloudy tendrils writhe throughout the beetle's form, ravaging her for 106 points of damage!

A craggy fog beetle snaps at you with its pincer! With extreme effort, you block the attack with your heater!

A burly grahnk claws at Madmountan! Stupefied, Madmountan blocks the attack by blind luck!

You swing a dark sigil-etched blade at a craggy fog beetle! AS: +654 vs DS: +245 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +5 = +446 ... and hit for 112 points of damage! Hard blow breaks the femur! The fog beetle kicks a leg one last time and lies still. You feel the unnatural surge of necrotic power wane away. Roundtime: 5 sec.

Madmountan lets out a loud snarling growl and goes berserk!

Goblyn laughs!

An announcer boasts, "The combatants vanquished the opponent!" A gornar-shackled ogre lumbers in and drags the dead out of the arena, ridding the dead of any lodged projectiles or equipment!

You say, "Don' you die on us."

Goblyn exclaims, "Mash!"

Madmountan shakes off the stun and begins frothing at the mouth! The berserker's rage leaves Madmountan's eyes.

All of a sudden, Madmountan rolls hard to his side, and then leaps to his feet! A burly grahnk claws at Madmountan! AS: +418 vs DS: +449 with AvD: +7 + d100 roll: +79 = +55 A clean miss.

The burly grahnk whales away, consumed with bloodlust! A burly grahnk claws at Madmountan! AS: +451 vs DS: +449 with AvD: +7 + d100 roll: +82 = +91 A clean miss.

You swing a dark sigil-etched blade at a burly grahnk! AS: +629 vs DS: +242 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +17 = +443 ... and hit for 110 points of damage! Blow to stomach rearranges some organs! Roundtime: 5 sec.

Keilani cheers you on from up in the stands!

A burly grahnk presses you into a large spike! ... 45 points of damage! Strike to the eye penetrates skull, ocular fluid sprays widely!

You've been defeated. You'll be dragged out of the arena in a moment! The wards around the arena protect your magic.

Who the hell throws a lance? Honestly.

An imposing minotaur champion throws a lance at you!

Amazingly, you manage to block the missile with your greatshield!

You manage to block with the exact angle needed to deflect the attack right back at the minotaur champion!

AS: +476 vs DS: +290 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +94 = +313

... and hits for 140 points of damage!

Right leg mangled horribly.

The minotaur champion is knocked to the ground!

The lance flies past an imposing minotaur champion, disappearing into the local environs.

The lance flies past you, disappearing into the local environs.

@ososis said in Show me your hits!:

Who the hell throws a lance? Honestly.

@ososis

Still in berserk from round 9

An announcer shouts, "Round 10, send in a champion!" An iron portcullis is raised and a brawny krolvin champion enters the arena!

You assault a brawny krolvin champion with an unrelenting fury! (6 hits and one minor shieldbash)

A brawny krolvin champion presses you into a large spike! ... 35 points of damage! Strike through both ears. You are quite dead!

I stopped berserking between champions. It's not worth it. I get through the critters by ambushing and berserking as a last resort. When a champion pops out, I quickly feint to drop its stance as well as gauge how tough it is. If my feint is low or fails, I'll tackle then berserk. If the feint is really successful, I'll berserk.

@mogonis

Depends on how my brain is doing. Mush brain leads to more zerk slam.

Just managed to polish off a champ with one berserk wave. I know you two handers are like "whatever" but for my HCW OHB, I was deeply satisfied.

``` You assault a scarred fire giant champion with an unrelenting fury! You swing a sharpened kelyn hoolurge at a scarred fire giant champion! AS: +520 vs DS: +166 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +2 = +375 ... and hit for 75 points of damage! Well placed shot pierces knee, that hurt! The fire giant champion is knocked to the ground!

* Necrotic energy from your kelyn hoolurge overflows into you! *

You feel healed! You swing a sharpened kelyn hoolurge at a scarred fire giant champion! AS: +520 vs DS: +105 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +58 = +492 ... and hit for 103 points of damage! Amazing shot through the fire giant champion's nose enters the brain! You swing a sharpened kelyn hoolurge at a scarred fire giant champion! AS: +520 vs DS: +85 with AvD: +19 + d100 roll: +54 = +508 ... and hit for 117 points of damage! Strike through eye, the fire giant champion is lobotomized! You sense a surge of essence being dragged from the champion, only to dissipate as your multicolored soulstone overflows with power. [You have earned 60 prestige points.] As the fire leaves his eyes, the fire giant champion cries out in pain one last time and expires. ```

I liked a couple dervish mstrikes that cleared all three team arena champs a few times but that was before this thread.

So this turtled msrike:

You assault a brawny krolvin champion with an unrelenting fury! You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a brawny krolvin champion! AS: +660 vs DS: +627 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +46 = +111 ... and hit for 3 points of damage! Glancing blow to the krolvin champion's back. That could have been better. You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a brawny krolvin champion! AS: +640 vs DS: +627 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +100 = +145 ... and hit for 42 points of damage! Left leg ripped from socket at the knee! The krolvin champion glances down at her mangled left leg and falls over! You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a brawny krolvin champion! AS: +660 vs DS: +546 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +13 = +159 ... and hit for 61 points of damage! Right hip pulped, severing the leg. You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a brawny krolvin champion! AS: +640 vs DS: +546 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +87 = +213 ... and hit for 106 points of damage! Terrible slash to the krolvin champion's side! Entrails spill out, onto the ground! Death can be SO messy. You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a brawny krolvin champion! Lying flat on her back, the krolvin champion barely deflects the blow with her shield! You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a brawny krolvin champion! Lying flat on her back, the krolvin champion barely deflects the attack with her scimitar! You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a brawny krolvin champion! AS: +660 vs DS: +546 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +54 = +200 ... and hit for 72 points of damage! Awesome shot collapses a lung! You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a brawny krolvin champion! AS: +640 vs DS: +531 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +85 = +226 ... and hit for 104 points of damage! Massive blow smashes through ribs and drives the krolvin champion's heart out the back. The krolvin champion rolls over on the floor and goes still.

Or double weapon-bonded splitter swing:

```You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a patchy wart-covered vor'taz! AS: +631 vs DS: +225 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +78 = +516 ... and hit for 152 points of damage! Weapon arm removed at the shoulder! The wart-covered vor'taz is stunned!

You feel your rolaren waraxe straining back towards your foe! Taking advantage of this, you manage to effortlessly reverse your momentum and strike again!

You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a patchy wart-covered vor'taz! AS: +631 vs DS: +194 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +85 = +554 ... and hit for 188 points of damage! Massive blow punches a hole through the wart-covered vor'taz's chest! You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a patchy wart-covered vor'taz! AS: +611 vs DS: +187 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +33 = +489 ... and hit for 145 points of damage! Awesome slash severs the wart-covered vor'taz's left arm! A jagged stump is all that remains!

You feel your rolaren waraxe straining back towards your foe! Taking advantage of this, you manage to effortlessly reverse your momentum and strike again!

You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a patchy wart-covered vor'taz! AS: +611 vs DS: +177 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +96 = +562 ... and hit for 170 points of damage! Awesome shot collapses a lung! The wart-covered vor'taz's horn dims, and she falls to the ground dead.```

@god said in Show me your hits!:

@ososis

Too soon, man.

:'(

Gotta love nervestaffs!

You hurl a seething blast of steam at a mottled cave lizard! AS: +588 vs DS: +391 with AvD: +33 + d100 roll: +94 = +324 ... and hit for 125 points of damage! Overexposure to superheated steam reduces right arm to simmering tissue! The cave lizard bellows loudly as it collapses to the ground and cradles its wounded right foreleg. The cave lizard is stunned!

* A sickly green aura radiates from a cane-length helical lor scepter capped with smooth dark vaalin and seeps into a mottled cave lizard's wounds! *

... 30 points of damage! Bones shatter in the cave lizard's shield arm.

Several thin, fibrous white filaments erupt from your helical lor scepter and swirl around each other in a chaotic dance. Straining to reach a mottled cave lizard, they unleash a powerful surge of electrical current upon the object of their wrath!

... 50 points of damage!

Electrical charge toasts foe! You get a sharp whiff of burning hair. The cave lizard shudders a final time and goes still.

@Red your warrior is bolting and using a nervestaff?

>ms cha You concentrate intently, focusing all your energies. You explode into a fury of strikes and ripostes, moving with a singular purpose and will! You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a thickset orc champion! The orc champion barely manages to fend off the attack with her sword! You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a thickset orc champion! AS: +686 vs DS: +453 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +13 = +278 ... and hit for 73 points of damage! Strong slash to the orc champion's right leg! Muscles exposed! Not a pretty sight. The orc champion is knocked to the ground! The guiding force leaves you. You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a thickset orc champion! AS: +641 vs DS: +370 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +19 = +322 ... and hit for 105 points of damage! Right hip pulped, severing the leg. You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a thickset orc champion! AS: +611 vs DS: +328 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +33 = +348 ... and hit for 112 points of damage! Left hip pulped, severing the leg. You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a thickset orc champion! AS: +641 vs DS: +321 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +95 = +447 ... and hit for 164 points of damage! Wicked slash slices open the orc champion's chest! Heart and lungs pureed! Sickening! You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a thickset orc champion! AS: +611 vs DS: +321 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +47 = +369 ... and hit for 133 points of damage! Blow cracks a rib and punctures a lung. Breathing becomes a challenge. A thickset orc champion breathes her last gasp and dies. You deftly switch your ongoing attack towards a scarred fire giant champion! You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a scarred fire giant champion! AS: +641 vs DS: +204 with AvD: +23 + d100 roll: +77 = +537 ... and hit for 122 points of damage! Right leg ripped from socket at the knee! A scarred fire giant champion falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg! You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a scarred fire giant champion! AS: +611 vs DS: +125 with AvD: +23 + d100 roll: +95 = +604 ... and hit for 151 points of damage! Awesome shot collapses a lung! You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a scarred fire giant champion! AS: +641 vs DS: +125 with AvD: +23 + d100 roll: +21 = +560 ... and hit for 122 points of damage! Feint left spins the fire giant champion around! Jagged slash to lower back. You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a scarred fire giant champion! AS: +611 vs DS: +121 with AvD: +23 + d100 roll: +74 = +587 ... and hit for 142 points of damage! Awesome slash severs the fire giant champion's right arm! A jagged stump is all that remains! The champion's war mattock falls to the ground. You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a scarred fire giant champion! AS: +641 vs DS: +101 with AvD: +23 + d100 roll: +43 = +606 ... and hit for 176 points of damage! Wicked slash slices open the fire giant champion's chest! Heart and lungs pureed! Sickening! As the fire leaves his eyes, the fire giant champion cries out in pain one last time and expires.

```>am You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a grey-skinned gnoll ranger! The gnoll ranger moves at the last moment to evade the attack!

You feel your rolaren waraxe straining back towards your foe! Taking advantage of this, you manage to effortlessly reverse your momentum and strike again!

You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a grey-skinned gnoll ranger! AS: +611 vs DS: +598 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +43 = +88 A clean miss. You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a grey-skinned gnoll ranger! AS: +591 vs DS: +598 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +100 = +125 ... and hit for 42 points of damage! Tremendous blow crushes skull like a ripe melon. The gnoll ranger falls to the ground and dies.```

```You assault a thickset orc champion with an unrelenting fury! You swing a walnut-hafted vultite morning star at a thickset orc champion! AS: +691 vs DS: +337 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +2 = +387 ... and hit for 144 points of damage! Blow cracks a rib and punctures a lung. Breathing becomes a challenge.

* Necrotic energy from your vultite morning star overflows into you! *

You feel energized!

Your star bounces off the head of the orc champion, causing her to reassess the situation for a moment while standing still.

... 20 points of damage! Skull cracks in several places. You swing a walnut-hafted vultite morning star at a thickset orc champion! AS: +716 vs DS: +317 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +7 = +437 ... and hit for 163 points of damage! Massive blow punches a hole through the orc champion's chest! A thickset orc champion breathes her last gasp and dies.

Not three champs, but a team wave:

```>ms w You concentrate intently, focusing all your energies. You explode into a fury of strikes and ripostes, moving with a singular purpose and will! You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a banded cave worm! AS: +636 vs DS: +386 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +21 = +303 ... and hit for 105 points of damage! Gruesome, slashing blow to the side of the cave worm's head! Skull split open! Brain (and life) vanishes in a fine mist. The worm rolls over and dies. You deftly switch your ongoing attack towards a burly grahnk! You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a burly grahnk! AS: +636 vs DS: +124 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +53 = +606 ... and hit for 131 points of damage! Hard slash to the burly grahnk's side! Left arm no longer available for use. You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a burly grahnk! AS: +616 vs DS: +115 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +1 = +543 ... and hit for 113 points of damage! Hard hit shatters weapon arm. The burly grahnk growls one last time in defiance, then goes still. You deftly switch your ongoing attack towards a shaggy tusked ursian! You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a shaggy tusked ursian! AS: +636 vs DS: +350 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +65 = +383 ... and hit for 101 points of damage! Whoosh! Several ribs driven into lungs. You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a shaggy tusked ursian! Nearly insensible, the tusked ursian desperately evades the attack! You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a shaggy tusked ursian! AS: +636 vs DS: +332 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +71 = +407 ... and hit for 128 points of damage! Left hip pulped, severing the leg. You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a shaggy tusked ursian! AS: +616 vs DS: +221 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +86 = +513 ... and hit for 132 points of damage! Hard hit shatters weapon arm. The tusked ursian lets out a blood-curdling roar and dies.

Your series of strikes and ripostes leaves you winded and out of position. Roundtime: 9 sec. Roundtime changed to 6 seconds.```

Moar acuity. All the acuity.

You gesture at a muscular tattooed champion. Your mossbark runestaff glows intensely with a verdant light! You hurl a seething blast of steam at a muscular tattooed champion! AS: +701 vs DS: +379 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +46 = +412 ... and hit for 170 points of damage! Exposure to overheated steam removes wrinkles along with face! Cast Roundtime 1 Second. >

A thickset orc champion attempts to push you into a lit torch, but you duck out of the way, causing the champion to fall victim of her own fate!

... 30 points of damage!

Flames cook a thickset orc champion's chest. Looks about medium well. A thickset orc champion breathes her last gasp and dies.

Baby got back?

@flayedangel Probably the best one here.

``` You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a patchy wart-covered vor'taz! AS: +589 vs DS: +229 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +60 = +452 ... and hit for 120 points of damage! Hard blow to the wart-covered vor'taz's ear! Deep gash and a terrible headache! The wart-covered vor'taz is stunned!

You feel your rolaren waraxe straining back towards your foe! Taking advantage of this, you manage to effortlessly reverse your momentum and strike again!

You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a patchy wart-covered vor'taz! AS: +589 vs DS: +155 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +56 = +522 ... and hit for 154 points of damage! Powerful slash! The wart-covered vor'taz's right leg is severed at the knee! A small cloud of fetid air escapes from the wart-covered vor'taz as she falls to the ground and favors her mangled right leg. You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a patchy wart-covered vor'taz! AS: +569 vs DS: +85 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +56 = +572 ... and hit for 187 points of damage! Quick, powerful slash! The wart-covered vor'taz's chest is ripped open!

You feel your rolaren waraxe straining back towards your foe! Taking advantage of this, you manage to effortlessly reverse your momentum and strike again!

You swing an immense rolaren waraxe at a patchy wart-covered vor'taz! AS: +569 vs DS: +80 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +98 = +619 ... and hit for 150 points of damage! Blast to hand reduces it to pulp! The wart-covered vor'taz's horn dims as her lifeforce fades away. ```

post mortem disarm.. something something super effective

``` A human robber swings a handaxe at you! In the nick of time, you interpose your crimson eahnor pavis between yourself and the attack! You manage to angle your crimson eahnor pavis just right so that the human robber comes perilously close to the spikes on it!

* A spike on your crimson eahnor pavis jabs into the human robber! * ... 25 points of damage! Slash across back of hand, tendons sliced! The human robber falls to the ground and dies.

* As you block the blow, you suddenly pivot and slam your pavis into the human robber's handaxe! * [Roll result: 166 (open d100: 58) Bonus: 6] A solid strike! The human robber's handaxe is wrenched from his grasp! Roundtime: 2 sec.